(for the feisty and the love-hating = beware, satire!)

And I would start with something lighter – how about starting with sports? Runners, or sorry – female runners, nice and easy with the runners – just no discrimination and condescension in a macho world! Then maybe boxing or hockey…well, he’d be fine with stupid tennis = put on a nice three-winner, no schmoozing…isn’t it strange to you that activists don’t revolt in this regard? Yet it’s downright flagrant segregation! How can they possibly allow a different playing field for men and women? Could it be that in this case it is harder for men?! 😉
And what about such a job?! I’m looking forward to the crowds of female bricklayers, female miners, female roofers, female tractor drivers…and of course, let me be hypercorrect too = the crowds of male seamstresses, male midwives (modern „dul“), male beauticians, etc.
You see, the best thing would be to abolish all that division altogether = it simply doesn’t matter if one is white or otherwise coloured and equally whether one is biologically or feels male, female, hermaphrodite, etc. I would simply introduce changing rooms, toilets and no other racist additions = I will be very happy to change next to a lovely lady and really enjoy the wonderful freedom of not being singled out. And you know what else? I’d abolish the cubicles in the toilets straight away – no restrictive cubicles! Just make it nice to see that we all have the same, bare asses and in the end, what? Even a creature with a shell has the right to piss in a shell! No more discrimination, freedom to the shell!!!
I guess there really is something to it – for example, this morning I woke up pissed, crumpled, ugly – well, I was clearly a woman! I just don’t know what nature has to say about it – if she has already figured out that there are not two sexes – that maybe finally men could, or rather should, get shit and give birth too = I have never experienced such humiliation and denial of privileges… Women, they are further away – they shave long ago, they pee standing up (and they make us pee sitting down), they burp and fart much better than we do – well, and other attributes of masculinity don’t come to mind anymore… 😀